Marriage Humor

A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.

G.B. Shaw

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out.

Montaigne

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they can't face each other, but still they stay together.

Hemant Joshi

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher ... and that is a good thing for any man.

Socrates